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Top 20 Quotes about Diets


I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Jonathan Swift
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.
Isaac Asimov
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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