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Totie Fields
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've
lost
is two weeks.
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Irv Kupcinet
An
optimist
is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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Covert Bailey
No diet will remove all the
fat
from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
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Jonathan Swift
The best
doctors
in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.
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Isaac Asimov
The first
law
of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
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Mark Twain
Part of the secret of
success
in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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