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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
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Jonathan Swift
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.
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Isaac Asimov
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
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Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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