Lawyer Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Lawyers
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.
I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do.