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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Mark Twain
Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
Man is the only Animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Margaret Thatcher
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.






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