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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

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