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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.
We remain very married.
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bathroom. I'm rich!

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