Robert Orben Quotes
Top Quotes by Robert Orben


Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.