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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.



Mark Twain, *30-Nov-1835, † 21-Apr-1910
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US author		Mark Twain
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.


Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.


A. Whitney Brown
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The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

Patrick Murray
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There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.

Blanche Knott
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