Funerals Quotes

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
P. J. O'Rourke, 11/14/1947 - US humorist & political commentator

Parents should be given only a modest and sensible allowance. And they should be encouraged to save up for things. This builds character. It also helps pay for the funeral.
P. J. O'Rourke

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