Spike Milligan quotes

3 quotes by Spike Milligan


Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

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