Spike Milligan quotes

3 quotes by Spike Milligan


Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Spike Milligan


And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan


It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Spike Milligan


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