Baby Quotes
Top Quotes about Babies
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.