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There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.
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Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.
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