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P. J. O'Rourke
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
Ilie Nastase
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Peter Ustinov
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

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