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Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
George Bernard Shaw
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
P. J. O'Rourke
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
Will Smith
This has got to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.
Ilie Nastase
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

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