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Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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George Bernard Shaw
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
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Will Smith
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This has got to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.
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Ilie Nastase
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
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