It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives. Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.