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Top 20 Quotes about Wives

Ilie Nastase
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

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