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Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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Dean Martin
Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Homer Simpson
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
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Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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Lady Nancy Astor
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce
Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
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