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Top 10 Quotes about Drunks

Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Winston Churchill
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Ambrose Bierce
Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

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