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Where's the "Any" key?
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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
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If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
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