Homer Simpson Quotes
Top 20 Quotes by Homer Simpson
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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