Sports Quotes
Top 20 Quotes about Sports
I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.