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Ambrose Bierce
Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
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Mahatma Gandhi
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
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Mae West
Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
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Ambrose Bierce
Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!
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