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P. J. O'Rourke
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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Winston Churchill
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Edith Wharton
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
Ambrose Bierce
Opposition: In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!





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