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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
George Bernard Shaw
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love Thanksgiving turkey ... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
P. J. O'Rourke
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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.





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