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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
George Bernard Shaw
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love Thanksgiving turkey ... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
P. J. O'Rourke
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

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