Top Quotes about Offices
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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
P. J. O'Rourke
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
It's all a terrible compromise. There is not time for art. All that matters is what they call box office.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.