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Top Quotes about Smoking

Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Don't act. If you're smoking a cigarette, smoke it. Don't act like you're smoking it.

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