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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

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