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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
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Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!
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Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
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