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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.
Ambrose Bierce
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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