Woody Allen Quotes
Top 10 Quotes by Woody Allen
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
If my films make even one more person feel miserable, I'll feel I've done my job.