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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.

Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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