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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.