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Emo Philips Quotes
A
computer
once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how
men
don't seem to know what real
pain
is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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