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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.



Rodney Dangerfield, 11/22/1921 - 10/05/2004
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US comedian and actor
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.


Ronnie Shakes
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams
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Joey Adams
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Anton Chekhov
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Anton Chekhov

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