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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.



Steve Martin, 08/14/1945 -
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US actor, writer and producer		Steve Martin
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.


Ronnie Shakes
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Anton Chekhov
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Anton Chekhov
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles
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Orson Welles


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