Doctor Quotes

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin, 08/14/1945 -

US actor, writer and producer

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.

Ronnie Shakes

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Anton Chekhov

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles

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