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A
computer
once beat me at
chess
, but it was no match for me at
kickboxing
.
Emo Philips
, *07-Feb-1956
US entertainer and comedian
I once heard two
ladies
going on and on about the
pains
of
childbirth
and how
men
don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a
zipper
.
Emo Philips
, *07-Feb-1956
US entertainer and comedian
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