Quotes - Emo Philips


 


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.



Emo Philips, *07-Feb-1956
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US entertainer and comedian
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.


Emo Philips, *07-Feb-1956
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US entertainer and comedian


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