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Nothing
travels
faster than the
speed
of
light
, with the possible exception of bad
news
, which obeys its own set of
laws
.
Douglas Adams
, 03/11/1952 - 05/11/2001
English humorist & science fiction novelist
Image
CC-BY
by
John Johnson
via
Wikimedia
And
God
said, 'Let there be
light
' and there was light, but the
Electricity
Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
Children
really brighten up a
household
- they never turn the
lights
off.
Ralph Bus
Rowe's
Rule
: the
odds
are five to six that the
light
at the end of the
tunnel
is the headlight of an oncoming
train
.
Paul Dickson
I'm so
fast
that last night I turned off the
light
switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was
dark
.
Muhammad Ali
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