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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.


Albert Einstein, 03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955
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Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
Albert Einstein
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Elbert Hubbard
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Elbert Hubbard
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.


Robert Paul
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.


Elayne Boosler
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