Man Quotes (5)

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Clint Eastwood

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Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.

Lewis Carrol

How do you write woman so well? I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

Jack Nicholson

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Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.

Samuel Butler

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone

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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

John Buchan

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.

Aldous Huxley

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