Diet Quotes

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields, 05/07/1930 - 08/02/1970

US comedienne

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
Isaac Asimov

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Covert Bailey

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Irv Kupcinet

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift

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