Diseases Quotes

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
Ronnie D. Laing, 10/07/1927 - 08/23/1989 Scottish psychiatrist

The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

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