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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield, 11/22/1921 - 10/05/2004
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US comedian and actor
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.
Ronnie Shakes
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.Steve Martin
Steve Martin
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Joey Adams
Joey Adams
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