Golf Quotes

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill, 11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965 British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Kevin Costner

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Herbert George Wells

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers

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