Golf Quotes

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill, 11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965 British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Kevin Costner

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Herbert George Wells

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.

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