Government Quotes

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers, 11/04/1879 - 08/15/1935
US humorist & showman

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs.

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

That government is best which governs least.

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