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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov, 01/17/1860 - 07/02/1904
Russian doctor and writer
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The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Patrick Murray
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A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Patrick Murray
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There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.
Blanche Knott
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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Will Rogers
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