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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams, 03/11/1952 - 05/11/2001
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English humorist & science fiction novelist
Rowe's Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.
Paul Dickson
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
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The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.
Anthony Price
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.Muhammad Ali
Muhammad Ali
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