Television Quotes

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Gallagher
(charakter in the movie "Red Planet"?)

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Yakov Smirnoff

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Alfred Hitchcock

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

Victoria Wood

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