Television Quotes

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Yakov Smirnoff

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Gallagher

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Orson Welles

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
David Letterman

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