| Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson, *23-Oct-1925, † 23-Jan-2005
US comedian |  |
| Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov, *17-Jan-1860, † 02-July-1904
Russian doctor and writer |  |
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