Top 10 Quotes about Beds
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.
Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off his head or his legs. You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball.