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Top 10 Quotes about Nights




Woody Allen
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Muhammad Ali
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.





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