Mother Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Mothers
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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