Old people Quotes
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P. J. O'Rourke
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!
People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Old People Sayings