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Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Diplomacy: The
patriotic
art of
lying
for one's country.
Ambrose Bierce
, 06/24/1842 -
US author
You are not permitted to
kill
a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Ambrose Bierce
Lottery
: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce
Love
: A temporary insanity curable by
marriage
or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
Ambrose Bierce
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Ambrose Bierce
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