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Johnny Carson Quotes

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Johnny Carson, 10/23/1925 -

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

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