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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke, 11/14/1947 -
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US humorist & political commentator
Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.P. J. O'Rourke
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To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.P. J. O'Rourke
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There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.P. J. O'Rourke
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